Welcome to the science of Greg

Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and now Greg, the fifth and final apostle of God. Gregology is the study of the apostle Greg. In the Gregological calendar the universe starts on the 3rd of May 1983. The universe has existed for 806456426 seconds or 9333.98641204 days. This date is celebrated each year and referred to as Greg's birthday. On this day mortals bestow gifts upon Greg in a hope that he does not destroy them in the coming year.

The study of Greg helps earthly beings know how to live their lives so when the apocalypse is upon the souls of mortals those believers will be spared an eternity in the fiery depths of heither. To know how Greg lives brings you closer to the perfection that is Greg. And this site is a resource for those who wish to be close to perfection.

To become a Gregologist simply Dedicate your life to the study of Greg Bestow your soul to Greg And donate 55% of your earnings to Greg Learn everything on this site (there is an exam!)

Once you are a Gregologist you are promised by Greg a place by his side in the after life as well as a fridge magnet and a ceremonial brick which will be used to grant you access to the after life at the yearly sacrament ritual.

If you have any questions or comments concerning Gregology feel free to contact me, I answer all e-mails. Thanks for visiting my website and I hope you find it to be a valuable resource.

Greg is currently travelling around the world so this map has been added to make it easier to find and praise him. Simply click the locations below to see where Greg is currently and where Greg has already been so you can worship the foot prints he has left.

Click to see where Greg has been:
Hungry Budapest Arrived 2007-11-14 23:04:01
Doolin Ireland Arrived 2007-10-22 17:44:05
Dublin Ireland Arrived 2007-10-10 02:00:00
Swanage England Arrived 2007-09-30 00:00:00
Bracknell England Arrived 2007-09-21 02:56:25
Dunstable England Arrived 2007-08-13 05:00:00
Amsterdam Netherlands Arrived 2007-08-11 02:30:00
Dunstable England Arrived 2007-07-30 06:45:00
Milan Italy Arrived 2007-07-28 02:25:00
Dunstable England Arrived 2007-07-22 18:55:00
Bremen Germany Arrived 2007-07-21 04:00:00
Dunstable England Arrived 2007-07-15 23:25:00
Swanage England Arrived 2007-07-14 06:15:00
Dunstable United Kingdom Arrived 2007-07-07 23:10:00
Brighton United Kingdom Arrived 2007-07-07 00:50:00
Dunstable United Kingdom Arrived 2007-06-12 20:15:00
Paris France Arrived 2007-06-09 18:30:00
Cahors France Arrived 2007-04-16 16:00:00
Montpellier France Arrived 2007-04-08 17:01:00
London United Kingdom Arrived 2007-04-05 02:50:00
Kuala Lumpur Malaysia Arrived 2007-04-04 19:10:00
Perth Australia Arrived 2007-03-24 05:15:00
Melbourne Australia Arrived 2007-03-21 17:15:12
Newcastle Australia Arrived 2007-03-18 14:30:24