Dicktionary
A list of penis euphemisms
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(Big) Beanpole(Luscious) Lollipop100% all-beef thermometer21st digitA
AbdomenAce in the holeAcorn AndyAction JacksonAdam HalfpintAdmiral WinkyAfrican black snakeAfro manAIDS basterAIDS grenade, TheAlabama blacksnakeAlbino cave dwellerAll-day suckerAnacondaAnal impalerAnal intruderAnal SpearAnkle spankerApple-headed monsterAss blasterAss pirateAss wedgeAstralgodAuger-headed gut wrenchB
Ba-donk-a-donkBaby makerBaby's arm holding an appleBaby's arm in a boxing gloveBacon bazookerBacon rodBadboyBagpipeBald Avenger, TheBald butlerBald-headed beautyBald-headed giggle stickBald-headed hermitBald-headed JesusBald-headed yogurt slingerBaldy-headed spunk-juice dispensBall buddyBaloney ponyBananaBat and ballsBattering ramBavarian BeefstickBayonetBean stalkBeard splitterBearded burglarBeastus maximusBeaver busterBeaver CleaverBed snakeBeef batonBeef bayonetBeef belt buckleBeef bugleBeef busBeef missileBeef soldierBeef stickBeefy McManstickBell ropeBelly stickBest leg of threeBig Dick & the twinsBig DickusBig Jake the ene-eyed snakeBig Jim and the TwinsBig JohnsonBig LebowskiBig MacBig number oneBig redBig rodBig UncleBiggus DickusBilbo BagginsBishop with his nice red hatBishop, TheBitch blasterBitch stickBits and piecesBlind butlerBlind snakeBlood bluntBlood engorged mayonnaise cannonBlood slugBlood swordBlow popBlowtorchBlue steelBlue-veined jackhammerBlue-veined junket pumperBlue-veined piccoloBlue-veined puss chuckerBlue-veinerBluntBobBob DoleBob JohnsonBoboBoneBone phoneBone rollercoasterBone-herBoneless beefBoneless fishBonerBoney cannelloniBoom stickBop gunBottle rocketBow-legged swamp donkeyBox busterBoybrushBradford and the pairBratwurstBreakfast burritoBreakfast woodBroomBrutusBubbaBulbulous big-knobBumticklerBush beaterBush rusherBushwhackerBuster HymenBuster McThunderstickButt blasterButt pirateButter churnButterknifeC
Camel riderCandy caneCaneloCaped crusaderCaptain BilboCaptain CavemanCaptain CrookCaptain HookCaptain HowdyCaptain KirkCaptain WinkyCarnal stumpCattle prodCave hunterCaxCervix crusaderCervix pounderChancellor, TheChapCharlie Russell the one-eyed musCheese staffCherry pickerCherry poppin' daddyCherry splitterChi Zi WangChick stickerChicksicleChief of staffChimboChimney cleanerChoad (chode)Choo-chooChorizoChowder dumperChubbyChubby conquistador, TheChumChunder thunderChunk 'o' loveCigarCircus boyClam diggerClam hammerClam stickerClit ticklerClown, TheCobCockCock goblinCock-a-saurus RexCocktusCockus erectusCodgerColon cowboyColon crusaderColossusCoral branchCorndogCornholerCornstalkCornstalk cowboyCrack hunterCrack smackerCramstickCrankCrank shaftCream banditCream cannonCream spritzerCream-filled meat stickCreamsicleCreamstickCrimson chitterlingCrimson Darth VaderCripplerCrotch cobraCrotch cowboyCrotch rocketCrotch vomiterCrushin' Russian, TheCum pumpCummingtoniteCunny-catcherCunt caper, TheCunt companionCunt pumperCunt rifleCunt scrubberCupid's arrowCurious GeorgeCustard cannonCustard chuckerCustard pumpCyclopsCycloptic milk spitterD
Daddy Long-strokeDanger the one-eyed rangerDanglin' furyDanglin' wangDangling participleDart of loveDarth VaderDavy CrockettDeep-veined purple-helmeted sparDemeanor, TheDiamond cutterDickDickimus MaximusDickory dockDickory-smoked coal sausageDigitDillerDilly-ho-hoDing-a-lingDing-dongDingarooDingleDingle dangleDingledongDinglehopperDingusDingyDinkyDipstickDirk DigglerDivining rodDobberDocking tubeDog knotDolphinDongDong-bongDong-stickDongleDonkerDonkey KongDoo-dadDoo-darDoo-hickeyDoodleDoodle dandyDooflinkyDookerDoppelgangerDora the anal explorerDorkDoughnut holderDr. CyclopsDr. FeelgoodDr. WangDribbling dart of loveDribbling dragonDuke, TheDumb stickDungula boneE
Early riser, TheEarthworm JimEasy riderEgg rollEight inches of blunt furyEight inches of throbbing pink JEl CapitanEl PresidenteElastic plasticElaventElephant trunkElmer the glue shooterElvisEngine crankerEquipmentEverlasting gob-dropperEvery-other-timeExcaliburExcreting eelExecutive staff memberF
Fallopian fiddlerFamily jewelsFandangleFandangled mandanglerFat AlbertFat fingerFat JohnsonFetus feelerFiddle bowFiddle stickFire breathing dragonFire hoseFire rodFireman EdFirm wormFish hookFishing rodFishing tackleFlapdoodleFlesh batFlesh cigarFlesh enemaFlesh fluteFlesh hoagieFlesh injectionFlesh maggotFlesh missileFlesh pistolFlesh rocketFlesh tornadoFlesh trumpetFlesh twinkieFleshboneFleshy Winnebago, TheFlip-flapFluid spitterFoaming beef probeFondo wormFoo-fooFoofer (Foof)Fool stickerFootlongFrank 'n' beansFrankfurterFreddy firehoseFreddy fish mongerFree WillyFrigamajigFrightful Hog, TheFuck ferretFuck fluteFuck puppetFuckpoleFuckstickFudgebarFudgepackerFull mealFun gunFun truncheonFury, TheFuzzbusterG
GadgetGag malletGap stopperGash malletGear shiftGeneral, TheGerman soldier, TheGherkinGiant-sized man-thingGiggle stickGimmer stickGirthy McGirthGirthy sausageGiving tree, TheGleaming love swordGlo wormGlove BoxGluestickGodzillaGoo pipeGoose's neckGovernorGrabthar's hammerGrandpa's kneeGranite edificeGravy makerGreat pyramid, TheGrinding toolGrissel stickGummi wormGushin' Prussian, TheGut buster, TheGut stickGut tappa, TheGut wrenchGuy, MyH
Hair splitterHairy acornHairy HoudiniHairy pencilHairy scary and the two bald menHairy snakeHam rollHammer of ThorHamptonHandfuckerHandgunHandwarmerHandy andyHang-loHanging ChadHanging hagHanging JohnnyHappy Harry Hard-onHappy wormHard-onHardwareHarryHarry & the HendersonsHarry hot dogHe who must be obeyedHe-hamHe-man swordHeat-seeking moisture missileHeavy hitterHelmet manHerbieHerculean lizardHerculesHerman the one-eyed GermanHerman von LongschlongsteinHidden treasureHigh pressure vein caneHim-hangHis EminenceHis majestyHis rigHogHog legHole corkHoly pokerHoly water sprinklerHomewrecker, TheHomo ErectusHoneypot cleaverHoneystickHonk the Magic GooseHoo hooHooded warriorHooty hooHorse-necked clamHoseHot beef injectionHot dogHot popsicleHot rod HarveyHot stickHot tamaleHugoHum-diddlerHumongoHung Wei LoHunka-hunka burnin' love, TheHymen hammerI
Ice cream machineImpregnatorIncredible bulk, TheInflatable ironInjection erectionInstant sex drive leverInternal spinal massagerIntrusion protrusionInvincible man, TheIron horseIron rodItalian stallionItty bitty meatIvan the TerribleIvory shaftJ
Jack in the boxJackhammerJake the one-eyed snakeJavelinJellyfishJerkin' gherkinJibberstickJiggerJiggling boneJim and the twinsJiminy CricketJimmer jammerJimmyJimmy WrigglerJing jangJingle boneJive sausageJizz syringe, TheJizz whizJockey stickJohn ThomasJohn ThursdayJohnny CockraneJohnny Come EarlyJohnsonJointJoJo the circus clownJolly green giantJolly jellybeanJoybuzzerJoyprongJoystickJulioJuniorJunior burgerJunkK
Kaptain KielbasaKen crackerKentucky hornKentucky telescopeKibble 'n' BitzKick standKidney crackerKidney scraperKidney wiperKielbasaKing DingalingKing DongKing, TheKipper ripperKnee knockerKnobKnowledge stickKojakKomodo dragonKongKosher pickleL
Lady daggerLance of loveLap ropeLast action heroLeader of the sackLeaky faucetLeather lollipopLewinski lunchLickin' stickLicorice stickLife preserverLil buddyLil Mr.Lincoln logLittle admiral, TheLittle bastardLittle BillyLittle bishop in a turtle neckLittle brotherLittle ColonelLittle DickieLittle Dutch boyLittle ElvisLittle friendLittle gatorLittle guyLittle JesusLittle JuanLittle manLittle shepherd boyLittle sluggerLittle WillyLive sausageLizardLobsterLollipopLong Dong SilverLong JohnLong TomLongrod Von HugensteinLord HardwickLord James D'ArmaisLord PlumberLouisville pluggerLouisville sluggerLove gunLove legLove logLove lollipopLove meatLove muscleLove poleLove pumpLove sausageLove stickLove subLove swordLove thrusterLove torpedoLove trainLove truncheonLove wandLove weaselLove whistleLove-n-ator, TheLucky charmLucky ChuckyLunchLunchmeat truncheonLung disturberLung puncturerM
Magenta mushroomMagic JohnsonMagic memberMagic stickMagic wandMain veinMajor ManchowderMajor woodyMan axeMan cannonMan hammerMan in the pink helmet, TheMan loafMan logMan meatMan muscleMan pipeMan plowMan poleMan rootMan's best friendMan-dinglerMan-milk dispenserMan-sized manicottiManchildMandingoManginaMangroinManimalManoyMarriage tackleMarrowboneMaster blasterMaster John GoodfellowMaster of ceremoniesMaster WangMayonnaise cannonMayonnaise pistolMaypoleMeatMeat 'n' (two) veggiesMeat 'n' potatoesMeat balloonMeat batMeat cigarMeat enemaMeat fluteMeat hammerMeat harpMeat missileMeat musketMeat pipeMeat poleMeat popsicleMeat puppetMeat skewerMeat speculumMeat stickMeat strawMeat tamponMeat thermometerMeat trainMeat twinkieMeat whistleMeat wrenchMeatsicleMeaty cudgelMeaty internal spine supportMeaty tongue depressorMelon basterMemberMenstrual minerMidasMiddle legMidnight wangler, TheMighty anaconda, TheMighty Dolan, TheMighty Joe YoungMighty monkeyMighty Thor, TheMilkmanMini-meMisterMister happyMoby DickMojoMolten mushroom, TheMonkeyMonkey tamer, TheMonkeymakerMonster, TheMonty's pythonMorning gloryMorning muscleMosesMr Johnson and the juice crewMr. BendyMr. BigMr. BigglesworthMr. BoMr. Boing BoingMr. BojanglesMr. BozackMr. CleanMr. Eel-yMr. FriendlyMr. GigglesMr. Good BarMr. HappyMr. Jiggle DaddyMr. MagooMr. MateyMr. MerrymakerMr. MicrophoneMr. Mojo Risin'Mr. Mouth MissleMr. Mushroom headMr. Pee-peeMr. PeepersMr. PlumpyMr. Potato HeadMr. PresidentMr. RogersMr. SalamiMr. SnifflesMr. Toad's wild rideMr. WigglesMr. WigglestickMr. WigglyMr. Wiggly FlopsMr. WillyMr. WinkyMr. WobblyMuff marauder, TheMuff moleMuffin buttererMuleMunchkin MakerMurky Lurker, TheMuscle of loveMushroom on a stickMushroom-tipped love dartMushroom-tipped man swordMustn'touchitMutton daggerMutton javelinMutton poleMuzzled bulldogN
NagNailNavajo hogan, TheNebuchadnezzarNeedleNight stickNightcrawlerNimrodNine inch knockerNudgerNuke, TheNut cannonO
O'HenryOl' diamond cutterOl' one-eyeOld Blind BobOld chapOld drizzlyOld faithfulOld fellaOld manOld slimyOliver TwistOne-eyed bath tub eelOne-eyed blue-veinOne-eyed cave dwellerOne-eyed Charlie and the Stink TOne-eyed cornhuskerOne-eyed cow killerOne-eyed custard chuckerOne-eyed FredOne-eyed giantOne-eyed gopherOne-eyed hip snakeOne-eyed horny newtOne-eyed JackOne-eyed lizard with the saggy cOne-eyed milkmanOne-eyed moisture missleOne-eyed monsterOne-eyed nightcrawlerOne-eyed snakeOne-eyed superheroOne-eyed throbbing python of lovOne-eyed trouser mouseOne-eyed trouser psychicOne-eyed trouser snakeOne-eyed trouser troutOne-eyed WillyOne-eyed wonder weaselOne-eyed wonder wormOne-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser One-eyed yogurt throwerOne-holed bologna phoneOne-holed friction whistleOne-string bassOptimus primeOrganOther head, TheOtis DeepthroatisOur one-eyed brotherOvarian pool stickOyster probeP
PackagePajama pythonPalm pilotPanda expressPants snakePapa's pokerPassion pistolPassion pumpPeacemakerPeanutPearl diverPearl polePebbles and Bam BamPeckerPedroPee peePee-WeePeenerPeeniePelvic punisherPelvis thumbPencilPendulumPeniPenialPennis the MenacePepePeppitoPercyPerpendicular bisectorPerpendicular pickle, ThePete(r)Peter the GreatPetit JesuPhallusPiccoloPicklePiecePiece of porkPied piperPig in a blanketPigskin busPigstickerPikestaffPiledriverPillipackerPimp canePimpin' stickPink cigarPink FloydPink oboe, ThePink seeking missilePink steelPink torpedoPinklePinnochioPipe cleanerPiss handlePiss pumpPiss whistlePisserPiston rodPlacenta pokerPleasure missilePleasure picklePleasure pistonPlonkerPlum-tree shakerPocket otterPocket perchPocket pool stickPocket rocketPogo-stickPointerPoka-her-hontasPolePolish kielbasaPolished pinePolvoPolyphemusPompadoodlePoo PusherPoon farmerPoon pounderPoon prodPoon wreckerPoontangerPoozle weasel (woozle)Pope John Pole IIIPopeyePorcelain plumber, ThePork knifePork swordPork truncheonPorkeroonPorksiclePorn prongPorridge bazookaPorridge gunPorridge pumpPower rodPowerprawn, ThePremeditator, ThePresidential podiumPrickPrickoloPride and joyPrimus pilusPrince CharmingPrince Everhard of the NetherlanPrivate partsProbeProngProtein spicketProtein torpedoPube kabobPubic bongPudPudding cannonPuff the Magic DragonPulsating python of lovePulsating throat cloggerPulsating woodwindPump handlePump-action porridge bazookaPump-action yogurt riflePumping pole of penile powerPup TentPuppet JackPurple avengerPurple bulbPurple muffinPurple mushroomPurple piledriverPurple pork chopPurple pulsating pillar of powerPurple turkey basterPurple-headed bed snakePurple-headed belly ripperPurple-headed burrow beastPurple-headed cum shooterPurple-headed custard chuckerPurple-headed love truncheonPurple-headed meat scepterPurple-headed piratePurple-headed punisherPurple-headed warriorPurple-headed womb broomPurple-headed womb ferretPurple-headed yogurt slingerPurple-helmeted Nazi of lovePurple-helmeted snot NaziPurple-helmeted soldier of lovePurple-helmeted warriorPussy duster, ThePussy pistonPussy plumberPussy plungerPussy pokerPussy pounderPussy stretcherPutzQ
Quarter masterQuarter pounder with cheeseQuick shot SamQuim-ticklerQuivering memberR
Rainbow rollRalph the fur faced chickenRamburglar, TheRamrodRangerReal deal, TheReaming Tower of PenisRectum rooterRed enderRed helmeted love warriorRed hot pokerRed rocketRhubarbRichard and the twinsRichard CraniumRichard HeadRick HardRing stingerRising cedarRocket to UranusRodRod hard rideRod of lordly mightRodney StickshiftRodzillaRogerRogering RamjetRolling pinRoman soldierRootRoot of all evilRosey red reproductive rodRoto-rooterRound steakRuby-headed love dartRuddy sausageRump wranglerRumpleforeskinRussell the love muscleRussell the one eyed (wonder) muRussian spurtnikS
SalamiSalami grandeSalty dogSaucer-headed swamp rhingSausage rollScabby mayonnaise revolverScarlet SamuraiScepterSchlockSchlongSchlongmaster 2000SchlortSchmeckleSchmuckSchnickelSchnitzelSchvance/schvantzSchvontz/schwantzSchwartzScooby snackSeed shooterSeņor HappySergeant StiffySerpentSerpentineSex pistolShaftShaft of CupidSheep shankSheep shifterShift stickShiny bananaShithookShitstickShort armShrimp boatShunter's poleSilk shockerSilly Willy's stick of mayhemSinepSingle serving soup dispenserSingle-bore mayonnaise pistolSir Lance-A-LotSir Martin WagstaffSir Spanks A LotSix shooterSkin boatSkin busSkin diverSkin fluteSkippySkivvies lizardSleeping BeautySlick DillySlim JimSlim reaper, TheSlippery love dolphinSlit-eyed demonSlongSludge pumpSlut stickSnakeSnapper slapperSnappy beefstickSnausageSnot NaziSnot rocketSnot sausageSnozwangerSoldierSolicitor General, TheSolid snakeSoul poleSoupcanSour cream rifle, TheSpackle hammerSpam daggerSpam javelinSpankySpelunkerSpelunking sausageSperm burperSperm spitterSpermin' HermanSperminatorSpigotSpikebitSpitting pythonSpitting snakeSplit-ass mechanicSplit-headed bishopSplooge mooseSpongey-headed warriorSpoo shooterSproutSpunk blasterSpunk spitterSpunk stickSpunk trunkSpunkerSpurt ReynoldsSquinty blowpop, TheSquirmin' Herman the one-eyed GeStaffStaff of lifeStainmakerStallionStanding hamptonStanleyStanley the powertoolStickStick 'o' salamiStick shiftSticky shooterStiff one-eyeStiff sausageStiffyStink hammerStomach wrenchStrawberry snake, TheStretch JohnsonStretchy and the twinsStrumpet thumperStubbySugar stickSuper soakerSuperschlong of loveSuspect, TheSweet meatSwelling mushroomSwingin' deathSwingin' Dick NixonSwingin' sirloinSwizzle stickSwollen blood bomberT
Taco warmerTadgerTallywhackerTankslapperTapioca sprinkler, TheTassleTeeterTennessee throatwarmerTent pegTent poleTexas trout bangerThadge navigatorThing(y)ThingamabobThird arm of justiceThird legThomasThor's hammerThree inch punisher, TheThree's companyThrill drillThroat chokerThroat spacklerThrobbing blood swordThrobbing horsecockThrobbing purple pneumatic drillThrobbing purple spear of destinThrobbing python of loveThumperThunderstickTickle pickleTickle tailTickle TobyTiddlywinkerTinglerTinkie WinkieTiny ElvisTiny TimTitan missile, TheTitmouseTobias the cheeky monkeyTockleyTodgerTom JonesTom SlickTommy TallywackerTonkaTonsil ticklerTonsil toothbrushToolTool of the PatriarchyTorch of CupidTotem poleToto, the tummy twisterTower of powerToys for twatsTree of lifeTrembling torpedoTromboneTroublemakerTrouser fluteTrouser hawgTrouser mouseTrouser snakeTrouser tortoiseTrouser tromboneTrouser troutTrout basterTrout ticklerTubaTube steakTummy bananaTummy busterTuna basterTuna fisher, TheTuna torpedoTunnel ticklerTurd burglarTurgid memberTurkey neckTurtleTwat expanderTwat ticklerTwat torpedoTwat torquerTwat washerTweederTwelve inch train of painTwigTwig 'n' berriesTwig n' giggle berriesTwinkieTwizzler of Love, TheTwo pebbles and a twigTwo pounds of swinging meatTwo-legged swordU
Ugly brotherUgly stickUncle ChunkUncle DickUncle ReamusUncle RichardUncle SpunkUncle ThrobbyUncle WigglyUnemployed, TheUnitUpright citizenUpright organUpright uncleUterus unicornV
Vagina minerVaginal depth detectorVaginal dilatorVaginal explorerVein-laden meat pipeVein-laden meat stickVeinous MaximusVeiny bangstickVergaVertical danglerVerve pipeViagra babyVicious dinkVirile memberVlad the ImpalerVomit rodVomiting dummyW
WackerWaldoWalloperWallyWally the one-eyed wonder wienerWand of lightWangWankerWanker spankerWar hammer, TheWater spoutWazooWeapon of ass destructionWeapon of mass destructionWedding fingerWedding tackleWedding wrecker, TheWedge boneWee weeWee Willy WinkyWee wonder stickWeenWeenieWenisWhamadoodleWhammy barWhangerWhisker slitterWhistleWhistle stickWho whoWhopperWhore hammerWhore mongerWhore pipeWhore thermometerWickWicked scepterWidgetWienerWife and kids, TheWife's best friendWife's worst enemyWigga waggaWiggedy wangWiggity wangWiggle stickWiggling wormWilbertWilburWillardWillyWilly the one-eyed wonder wormWilly WonkaWing-wangWinkster, TheWinkyWinky the milk spitting tunnel fWizard's staffWobbly warheadWomb broomWomb hammerWomb raiderWomb scudWomb warriorWonder down under, TheWonder weinerWonder wickWonder wormWongWongaWoodWoodleWoodyWookieWorm in a roll-neck pulloverWormy McJuicemakerWriggling poleWrinklebeastX
XcaliberXTC StickY
YamYangYard O' BeefYin(g) yangYogurt hoseYogurt shooterYogurt slingerYulYum-yumYummy hummerYung the HungZ
ZambonerZamboni baloneyZapper wrenchZipper ripper, TheZipper troutZipper wookieZiziZoobbrickZorker
