Dicktionary
A list of penis euphemisms
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(Big) Beanpole(Luscious) Lollipop100% all-beef thermometer21st digitA
AbdomenAce in the holeAcorn AndyAction JacksonAdam HalfpintAdmiral WinkyAfrican black snakeAfro manAIDS basterAIDS cannonAIDS grenade, TheAlabama blacksnakeAlbino cave dwellerAll-day suckerAlliterationAnacondaAnal impalerAnal intruderAnal SpearAnkle spankerApple-headed monsterAss blasterAss pirateAss wedgeAstralgodAuger-headed gut wrenchAxolotlB
Ba-donk-a-donkBaby makerBaby's arm holding an appleBaby's arm in a boxing gloveBacon bazookerBacon rodBadboyBagpipeBald Avenger, TheBald butlerBald eagleBald-headed beautyBald-headed giggle stickBald-headed hermitBald-headed JesusBald-headed yogurt slingerBaldy-headed spunk-juice dispensBall buddyBaloney ponyBananaBaptizerBat and ballsBattering ramBavarian BeefstickBayonetBean stalkBeard splitterBearded burglarBearded turtle necked one-eyed jackBeastus maximusBeaver busterBeaver CleaverBed snakeBeef batonBeef bayonetBeef bazookaBeef belt buckleBeef bluntBeef bongBeef bridge that crosses the 7 seasBeef bugleBeef busBeef missileBeef soldierBeef stickBeefy McManstickBell ropeBelly stickBest leg of threeBig Dick & the twinsBig DickusBig Jake the ene-eyed snakeBig Jim and the TwinsBig JohnsonBig LebowskiBig MacBig number oneBig redBig rodBig UncleBig WillyBiggus DickusBilbo BagginsBirdBishop with his nice red hatBishop, TheBitch blasterBitch stickBits and piecesBlaxolotlBlind butlerBlind cave salamanderBlind snakeBlood bluntBlood engorged mayonnaise cannonBlood slugBlood swordBlow popBlowtorchBlue steelBlue-veined jackhammerBlue-veined junket pumperBlue-veined piccoloBlue-veined puss chuckerBlue-veinerBluntBobBob DoleBob JohnsonBoboBoneBone phoneBone rollercoasterBone-herBoneless beefBoneless fishBonerBoney cannelloniBoom stickBop gunBottle rocketBow-legged swamp donkeyBox busterBoybrushBradford and the pairBratwurstBreakfast burritoBreakfast woodBroomBrotherBrutusBubbaBulbulous big-knobBumticklerBurning meat pipeBush beaterBush rusherBushwhackerBuster HymenBuster McThunderstickButt blasterButt pirateButter churnButterknifeC
Camel riderCandy caneCaneloCaped crusaderCaptain BilboCaptain CavemanCaptain CrookCaptain HookCaptain HowdyCaptain Howdy Captain KirkCaptain WinkyCarnal stumpCattle prodCave hunterCawkCaxCervix crusaderCervix pounderCesarChancellor, TheChapCharlie Russell the one-eyed musCheese staffCherry pickerCherry poppin' daddyCherry splitterChi Zi WangChick stickerChicksicleChief of staffChimboChimney cleanerChip the ripperChoad (chode)Choo-chooChorizoChowder dumperChubbyChubby conquistador, TheChumChunder thunderChunk 'o' loveCigarCircus boyClam diggerClam hammerClam stickerClipity clopClit ticklerClown, TheCobCockCock goblinCock-a-saurus RexCocktusCockus erectusCodgerColon cowboyColon crusaderColossusCoral branchCorndogCornholerCornstalkCornstalk cowboyCrack hunterCrack smackerCramstickCrankCrank shaftCream banditCream cannonCream spritzerCream-filled meat stickCreamsicleCreamstickCrimson chitterlingCrimson Darth VaderCripplerCrotch cannonCrotch cobraCrotch cowboyCrotch rocketCrotch vomiterCrushin' Russian, TheCucumber of loveCum pumpCummingtoniteCunny-catcherCunt caper, TheCunt companionCunt pumperCunt rifleCunt scrubberCupid's arrowCurious GeorgeCustard cannonCustard chuckerCustard pumpCyclopsCycloptic milk spitterD
Daddy Long-strokeDaddy's long legDangalong-linglongDanger the one-eyed rangerDanglin' furyDanglin' wangDangling participleDart of loveDarth VaderDavy CrockettDeep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of loveDemeanor, TheDiamond cutterDickDick-cheeseDickimus MaximusDickory dockDickory-smoked coal sausageDicksicleDickyDigitDillerDilly-ho-hoDing-a-lingDing-dongDingalingDingarooDingleDingle dangleDingleberryDingledongDinglehopperDingusDingyDinkyDipstickDirk DigglerDisco StickDivining rodDobberDocking tubeDog knotDolphinDongDong-bongDong-stickDongleDonkerDonkey KongDoo-dadDoo-darDoo-hickeyDoodleDoodle dandyDooflinkyDooflockyDookerDoppelgangerDora the anal explorerDorkDoughnut holderDr. CyclopsDr. FeelgoodDr. WangDribbling dart of loveDribbling dragonDudeDuke, TheDumb stickDungula boneE
Early riser, TheEarth ShakerEarthmoverEarthworm JimEasy riderEgg rollEight inches of blunt furyEight inches of throbbing pink JesusEl CapitanEl PresidenteElastic plasticElaventElephant trunkElmer the glue shooterElvisEngine crankerEquipmentEverlasting gob-dropperEvery-other-timeExcaliburExcreting eelExecutive staff memberF
Fallopian fiddlerFamily jewelsFandangleFandangled mandanglerFanny CleaverFantasmagoricFat AlbertFat fingerFat JohnsonFetus feelerFiddle bowFiddle stickFire breathing dragonFire hoseFire rodFireman EdFirm wormFish hookFishing rodFishing tackleFlapdoodleFlavioFlesh bananaFlesh batFlesh cigarFlesh enemaFlesh fluteFlesh hoagieFlesh injectionFlesh maggotFlesh missileFlesh pistolFlesh rocketFlesh tornadoFlesh trumpetFlesh twinkieFleshboneFleshy Winnebago, TheFlip-flapFluid spitterFoaming beef probeFondo wormFoo-fooFoofer (Foof)Fool stickerFootlongFountain of youthFrank 'n' beansFrankfurterFreddy firehoseFreddy fish mongerFree WillyFrigamajigFrightful Hog, TheFuck ferretFuck fluteFuck puppetFuckpoleFuckstickFudge packerFudgebarFudgepackerFull mealFun gunFun truncheonFury, TheFuzzbusterG
GadgetGag malletGap stopperGash malletGear shiftGeneral, TheGerman soldier, TheGherkinGiant-sized man-thingGiggle stickGimmer stickGirthy McGirthGirthy sausageGiving tree, TheGizmoGleaming love swordGlo wormGlove BoxGluestickGodzillaGoo blasterGoo pipeGooberGoose's neckGovernorGrabthar's hammerGrandpa's kneeGranite edificeGravy makerGreat BuddhaGreat pyramid, TheGrinding toolGrissel stickGroinstalkGummi wormGushin' Prussian, TheGut buster, TheGut stickGut tappa, TheGut wrenchGuy, MyH
Hair splitterHairy acornHairy HoudiniHairy pencilHairy scary and the two bald menHairy snakeHallubaloonaHam rollHammer of ThorHamptonHandfuckerHandgunHandwarmerHandy andyHang-loHanging ChadHanging hagHanging JohnnyHappy Harry Hard-onHappy wormHard-onHardwareHarryHarry & the HendersonsHarry hot dogHe who must be obeyedHe-hamHe-man swordHeadquartersHeat-seeking moisture missileHeavy hitterHelmet manHenryHerbieHerculean lizardHerculesHerman the one-eyed GermanHerman von LongschlongsteinHidden treasureHigh pressure vein caneHim-hangHis EminenceHis majestyHis rigHitlers armHogHog legHole corkHoly pokerHoly water sprinklerHomewrecker, TheHomo ErectusHoneypot cleaverHoneystickHonk the Magic GooseHoo hooHooded warriorHooty hooHorse-necked clamHoseHot beef injectionHot dogHot glue gunHot popsicleHot rod HarveyHot stickHot tamaleHugoHum-diddlerHumongoHung Wei LoHunka-hunka burnin' love, TheHymen hammerI
Ice cream machineImpregnatorIncredible bulk, TheInflatable ironInjection erectionInstant sex drive leverInternal spinal massagerIntrusion protrusionInvincible man, TheIron horseIron rodItalian stallionItty bitty meatIvan the TerribleIvory shaftJ
Jack in the boxJackhammerJajaJake the one-eyed snakeJap's eyeJavelinJellyfishJerkin' gherkinJesus Christ SupershaftJibberstickJiggerJiggling boneJim and the twinsJiminy CricketJimmer jammerJimmyJimmy WrigglerJing jangJingle boneJive sausageJizz syringe, TheJizz whizJockey stickJohn ThomasJohn ThursdayJohnny CockraneJohnny Come EarlyJohnsonJointJoJo the circus clownJolly green giantJolly jellybeanJoy juicerJoybuzzerJoyprongJoystickJulioJulius CaesarJuniorJunior burgerJunkK
Kaptain KielbasaKen crackerKentucky hornKentucky telescopeKibble 'n' BitzKick standKidney crackerKidney scraperKidney wiperKielbasaKing DingalingKing DongKing, TheKipper ripperkirkKnee knockerKnobKnobgoblinKnowledge stickKojakKomodo dragonKongKosher pickleKukuL
Lady daggerLance of loveLap ropeLast action heroLeader of the sackLeaky faucetLeather lollipopLewinski lunchLice nestLickin' stickLicorice stickLife preserverLil buddyLil Mr.Lincoln logLittle admiral, TheLittle bastardLittle BillyLittle birdyLittle bishop in a turtle neckLittle brotherLittle buddyLittle CaesarLittle ColonelLittle DannyLittle DavidLittle DickieLittle Dutch boyLittle ElvisLittle friendLittle gatorLittle guyLittle JesusLittle John and the East Side BoysLittle JuanLittle manLittle shepherd boyLittle sluggerLittle WillyLive sausageLizardLobsterLollipopLong Black LimousineLong Dong SilverLong JohnLong TomLongrod Von HugensteinLord HardwickLord James D'ArmaisLord PlumberLouisville pluggerLouisville sluggerLove gunLove legLove logLove lollipopLove MachineLove meatLove muscleLove poleLove pumpLove sausageLove stickLove subLove swordLove thrusterLove torpedoLove trainLove truncheonLove wandLove weaselLove whistleLove-n-ator, TheLucky charmLucky ChuckyLunchLunchmeat truncheonLung disturberLung puncturerM
Magenta mushroomMagic JohnsonMagic memberMagic stickMagic wandMain veinMajor ManchowderMajor woodyMammoth Mound of ManlihoodMan axeMan cannonMan hammerMan in the pink helmet, TheMan loafMan logMan meatMan muscleMan pipeMan plowMan poleMan rootMan's best friendMan-dinglerMan-milk dispenserMan-sized manicottiManchildMandingoManginaMangroinManimalManoyMarriage tackleMarrowboneMaster blasterMaster John GoodfellowMaster of ceremoniesMaster WangMaximusMayonnaise cannonMayonnaise pistolMaypoleMeatMeat 'n' (two) veggiesMeat 'n' potatoesMeat balloonMeat batMeat cigarMeat enemaMeat fluteMeat hammerMeat harpMeat missileMeat MonsterMeat musketMeat pipeMeat poleMeat popsicleMeat puppetMeat skewerMeat speculumMeat stickMeat strawMeat tamponMeat thermometerMeat trainMeat twinkieMeat whistleMeat wrenchMeatsicleMeaty cudgelMeaty internal spine supportMeaty tongue depressorMelon basterMemberMenstrual minerMidasMiddle legMidnight wangler, TheMighty anaconda, TheMighty Dolan, TheMighty Joe YoungMighty monkeyMighty Thor, TheMilkmanMini-meMisterMister happyMoby DickMojoMolten mushroom, TheMonkeyMonkey tamer, TheMonkeymakerMonster, TheMonty's pythonMorning gloryMorning muscleMosesMouseMr Johnson and the juice crewMr. BendyMr. BigMr. BigglesworthMr. BoMr. Boing BoingMr. BojanglesMr. BozackMr. CleanMr. Eel-yMr. FriendlyMr. GigglesMr. Good BarMr. HappyMr. Jiggle DaddyMr. MagooMr. MateyMr. MerrymakerMr. MicrophoneMr. Mojo Risin'Mr. Mouth MissleMr. Mushroom headMr. Pee-peeMr. PeepersMr. PeppeyMr. PlumpyMr. Potato HeadMr. PresidentMr. RogersMr. SalamiMr. SnifflesMr. Toad's wild rideMr. WigglesMr. WigglestickMr. WigglyMr. Wiggly FlopsMr. WillyMr. WinkyMr. WobblyMuff marauder, TheMuff moleMuffin buttererMuleMunchkin MakerMurky Lurker, TheMuscle of loveMushroom on a stickMushroom-tipped love dartMushroom-tipped man swordMushrumMustn'touchitMutton daggerMutton javelinMutton poleMuzzled bulldogN
NagNailNavajo hogan, TheNebuchadnezzarNeedleNether regionsNight stickNightcrawlerNimrodNine inch knockerNobNudgerNuke, TheNut cannonO
O'HenryOctogon, TheOl' diamond cutterOl' one-eyeOld Blind BobOld chapOld drizzlyOld faithfulOld fellaOld manOld slimyOliver TwistOne eyed cave salamanderOne-eyed bath tub eelOne-eyed blue-veinOne-eyed cave dwellerOne-eyed Charlie and the Stink TwinsOne-eyed cornhuskerOne-eyed cow killerOne-eyed custard chuckerOne-eyed FredOne-eyed giantOne-eyed gopherOne-eyed hip snakeOne-eyed horny newtOne-eyed JackOne-eyed lizard with the saggy chinOne-eyed milkmanOne-eyed moisture missleOne-eyed monsterOne-eyed nightcrawlerOne-eyed snakeOne-eyed superheroOne-eyed throbbing python of loveOne-eyed trouser mouseOne-eyed trouser psychicOne-eyed trouser pythonOne-eyed trouser snakeOne-eyed trouser troutOne-eyed wiggling welshmanOne-eyed WillyOne-eyed wonder weaselOne-eyed wonder wormOne-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser troutOne-eyed yogurt throwerOne-holed bologna phoneOne-holed friction whistleOne-string bassOptimus primeOrganOther head, TheOtis DeepthroatisOur one-eyed brotherOvarian pool stickOyster probeP
PackagePajama pythonPalm pilotPanda expressPants snakePapa's pokerPassion pistolPassion pumpPatricianPeacemakerPeanutPearl diverPearl polePebbles and Bam BamPeckerPecker wreckerPedroPee peePee-WeePeenerPeeniePelvic punisherPelvis thumbPencilPendulumPeniPenialPenistrationPennis the MenacePepePeppitoPercyPerpendicular bisectorPerpendicular pickle, ThePete(r)Peter the GreatPetit JesuPhallusPheasantPiccoloPicklePiecePiece of porkPied piperPig in a blanketPigskin busPigstickerPikestaffPiledriverPillipackerPimp canePimpin' stickPink cave tadpolePink cigarPink FloydPink oboe, ThePink seeking missilePink steelPink torpedoPinklePinnaclePinnochioPipe cleanerPiss handlePiss pumpPiss whistlePisserPiston rodPlacenta pokerPlaster casterPleasure missilePleasure picklePleasure pistonPleasure stickPlonkerPlum-tree shakerPocket otterPocket perchPocket pool stickPocket rocketPogo-stickPointerPoka-her-hontasPokerPolePolish kielbasaPolished pinePolvoPolyphemusPompadoodlePoo PusherPoon farmerPoon pounderPoon prodPoon wreckerPoontangerPoozle weasel (woozle)Pope John Pole IIIPopeyePorcelain plumber, ThePork knifePork swordPork truncheonPorkeroonPorksiclePorn prongPorridge bazookaPorridge gunPorridge pumpPottyPower rodPowerprawn, ThePremeditator, ThePrepositional phrasePresidential podiumPretialPrickPrickoloPride and joyPrimus pilusPrince CharmingPrince Everhard of the NetherlandsPrivate partsProbeProngProtein spicketProtein torpedoPube kabobPubic bongPudPudding cannonPuff the Magic DragonPugilisticPulsating python of lovePulsating throat cloggerPulsating woodwindPump handlePump-action porridge bazookaPump-action yogurt riflePumping pole of penile powerPup TentPuppet JackPurple avengerPurple bulbPurple headed womb warriorPurple muffinPurple mushroomPurple piledriverPurple pork chopPurple pulsating pillar of powerPurple turkey basterPurple veined spartan of lovePurple wormPurple-headed bed snakePurple-headed belly ripperPurple-headed burrow beastPurple-headed cum shooterPurple-headed custard chuckerPurple-headed love truncheonPurple-headed meat scepterPurple-headed piratePurple-headed punisherPurple-headed warriorPurple-headed womb broomPurple-headed womb ferretPurple-headed yogurt slingerPurple-headed yougurt slingerPurple-helmeted Nazi of lovePurple-helmeted snot NaziPurple-helmeted soldier of lovePurple-helmeted warriorPussy duster, ThePussy pistonPussy plumberPussy plungerPussy pokerPussy pounderPussy stretcherPutzQ
Quantum jizzixQuarter masterQuarter pounder with cheeseQuick shot SamQuim-ticklerQuivering memberR
Rainbow rollRalph the fur faced chickenRamburglar, TheRamrodRangerReal deal, TheReaming Tower of PenisRectum rooterRed enderRed helmeted love warriorRed hot pokerRed rocketRhubarbRichard and the twinsRichard CraniumRichard HeadRick HardRing stingerRising cedarRocket to UranusRodRod hard rideRod of lordly mightRodney StickshiftRodzillaRogerRogering RamjetRolling pinRoman soldierRootRoot of all evilRosaryRosey red reproductive rodRoto-rooterRound steakRuby-headed love dartRuddy sausageRudigerRump wranglerRumpleforeskinRussell the love muscleRussell the one eyed (wonder) muscleRussian spurtnikRusty tunnel janglerS
SalamiSalami grandeSalty dogSaucer-headed swamp rhingSausage rollSavwangScabby mayonnaise revolverScarlet SamuraiScepterSchlockSchlongSchlongmaster 2000SchlortSchmeckleSchmuckSchnickelSchnitzelSchvance/schvantzSchvontz/schwantzSchwartzScooby snackSeed shooterSeņor HappySergeant StiffySerpentSerpentineSex pistolSexy serpentShaftShaft of CupidshaggedSheep shankSheep shifterShift stickShillelaghShiny bananaShithookShitstickShort armShrimp boatShunter's poleSilent beast, theSilk shockerSilly Willy's stick of mayhemSinepSingle serving soup dispenserSingle-bore mayonnaise pistolSir Lance-A-LotSir Martin WagstaffSir Spanks A LotSix shooterSkin boatSkin busSkin diverSkin fluteSkippySkivvies lizardSleeping BeautySlick DillySlim JimSlim reaper, TheSlippery love dolphinSlit-eyed demonSlongSludge pumpSlut stickSnakeSnapper slapperSnappy beefstickSnausageSnot NaziSnot rocketSnot sausageSnozwangerSoldierSolicitor General, TheSolid snakeSoul poleSoupcanSour cream rifle, TheSpackle hammerSpam daggerSpam javelinSpankySparkle brushSpelunkerSpelunking sausageSperm burperSperm spitterSpermin' HermanSperminatorSpigotSpikebitSpitSpitting pythonSpitting snakeSplit-ass mechanicSplit-headed bishopSplooge mooseSpongey-headed warriorSpoo shooterSproutSpunk blasterSpunk spitterSpunk stickSpunk trunkSpunkerSpurt ReynoldsSquinty blowpop, TheSquirmin' Herman the one-eyed GermanStaffStaff of lifeStainmakerStallionStanding hamptonStanleyStanley the powertoolStickStick 'o' salamiStick BeaterStick shiftSticky shooterStiff one-eyeStiff sausageStiff stickStiffyStink hammerStomach wrenchStrawberry snake, TheStretch JohnsonStretchy and the twinsStrumpet thumperStubbySugar stickSuper soakerSuperschlong of loveSuspect, TheSweet meatSwelling mushroomSwingin' deathSwingin' Dick NixonSwingin' sirloinSwizzle stickSwollen blood bomberSwordT
Taco warmerTadgerTadpole spigotTallywhackerTankslapperTapioca sprinkler, TheTasmanian devilTassleTeeterTennessee throatwarmerTent pegTent poleTexas trout bangerThadge navigatorThangThing(y)ThingamabobThird arm of justiceThird legThomasThor's hammerThree inch punisher, TheThree's companyThrill drillThroat chokerThroat spacklerThrobbing blood swordThrobbing gristleThrobbing horsecockThrobbing purple pneumatic drill of loveThrobbing purple spear of destinyThrobbing python of loveThumperThunderstickTic tacTickle pickleTickle tailTickle TobyTiddlywinkerTinglerTinkie WinkieTiny ElvisTiny TimTitan missile, TheTitmouseTobias the cheeky monkeyTockleyTodgerTom JonesTom SlickTommy TallywackerTonkaTonsil ticklerTonsil toothbrushToolTool of the PatriarchyTorch of CupidTotem poleToto, the tummy twisterTower of powerToys for twatsTree of lifeTrembling torpedoTrephieTromboneTroublemakerTrouser fluteTrouser hawgTrouser mouseTrouser snakeTrouser tortoiseTrouser tromboneTrouser troutTrout basterTrout ticklerTubaTube steakTubesteakTummy bananaTummy busterTuna basterTuna fisher, TheTuna torpedoTunnel ticklerTurd burglarTurgid memberTurkey neckTurtleTwat expanderTwat ticklerTwat torpedoTwat torquerTwat washerTweederTwelve inch train of painTwigTwig 'n' berriesTwig n' giggle berriesTwinkieTwizzler of Love, TheTwo pebbles and a twigTwo pounds of swinging meatTwo-legged swordU
Ugly brotherUgly stickUncle ChunkUncle DickUncle ReamusUncle RichardUncle SpunkUncle ThrobbyUncle WigglyUnemployed, TheUnitUpright citizenUpright organUpright uncleUterus unicornV
Vagina minerVaginal depth detectorVaginal dilatorVaginal explorerVein-laden meat pipeVein-laden meat stickVeinous MaximusVeiny bangstickVergaVertical danglerVerve pipeViagra babyVicious dinkVirile memberVlad the ImpalerVomit rodVomiting dummyW
WackerWaldoWalloperWallyWally the one-eyed wonder wienerWand of lightWangWankerWanker spankerWar hammer, TheWar MachineWater spoutWazooWeapon of ass destructionWeapon of mass destructionWedding fingerWedding tackleWedding wrecker, TheWedge boneWee weeWee wee tailWee Willy WinkyWee wonder stickWeenWeenieWeiner on a stickWenisWhamadoodleWhammy barWhangerWhisker slitterWhistleWhistle stickWhite slurping eddie bangerWho whoWhopperWhore hammerWhore mongerWhore pipeWhore thermometerWickWicked scepterWidgetWienerWife and kids, TheWife's best friendWife's worst enemyWigga waggaWiggedy wangWiggity wangWiggle stickWiggling wormWilbertWilburWillardWillyWilly the one-eyed wonder wormWilly WonkaWing wangWing-wangWinkster, TheWinkyWinky the milk spitting tunnel ferretWizard's staffWobbly warheadWolly bonerWomb broomWomb hammerWomb raiderWomb scudWomb warriorWonder down under, TheWonder weinerWonder wickWonder wormWongWongaWoodWoodleWoodyWookieWormWorm in a roll-neck pulloverWormy McJuicemakerWriggling poleWrinklebeastX
XcaliberXTC StickY
YamYangYard O' BeefYin(g) yangYogurt cannonYogurt gunYogurt hoseYogurt shooterYogurt slingerYulYum-yumYummy hummerYung the HungZ
ZambonerZamboni baloneyZapper wrenchZipper ripper, TheZipper troutZipper wookieZiziZoobbrickZorker
