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14 Things to do at a department store when you have time to kill:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts
when they
aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of mustard on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in
house wares,...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't
you people just leave me alone!!!

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from
'Mission Impossible'.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different
size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!
PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
then yell
loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

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