Give Greg Your Soul

It was carved in stone on the 6th day "a mortals Soul is owned unto its self". A soul resides in each mortal and that mortal alone determines its passage. The ancient writings talk of a war between good and evil in the after life. This battle will lead to a single ruler for all eternity. But at the end of the battle the victor will be weakened and this is when the Army of Greg will rise and strike with the souls of the believers. Greg will usher a whole new era, a reign of pain and suffering for all those who doubted Greg's power. Also, I'll punch Ray Romano because his jokes are obvious and repetitive.

It is written in Haitian mythology that a mortal may bestow their soul to another in thrice.

Enter your name three times below and when you next wake your soul will belong to Greg.