Gregology.net

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Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Muhammad, and now Greg, the fifth and final apostle of God. Gregology is the study of the apostle Greg. In the Gregological calendar the universe starts on the 3rd of May 1983. The universe has existed for 859660821 seconds or 9950 days. This date is celebrated each year and referred to as Greg's birthday. On this day mortals bestow gifts upon Greg in a hope that he does not destroy them in the coming year.

The study of Greg helps earthly beings know how to live their lives so when the apocalypse is upon the souls of mortals those believers will be spared an eternity in the fiery depths of heither. To know how Greg lives brings you closer to the perfection that is Greg. And this site is a resource for those who wish to be close to perfection.

To become a Gregologist simply Dedicate your life to the study of Greg Bestow your soul to Greg And donate 55% of your earnings to Greg Learn everything on this site (there is an exam!)

Once you are a Gregologist you are promised by Greg a place by his side in the after life as well as a fridge magnet and a ceremonial brick which will be used to grant you access to the after life at the yearly sacrament ritual.

If you have any questions or comments concerning Gregology feel free to contact me, I answer all e-mails. Thanks for visiting my website and I hope you find it to be a valuable resource.